September 2009
205 posts
Well there’s one advantage to having this credit card: I’ve accumulated enough points for a free hotel room or $50 car rental, whichever comes first.
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A Brief Story of Recent History (Abridged)
I’m taking a social media class, and we have been assigned to blog at least twice a week with “significant” posts on the class’s private social network, hosted on ning.com. I’ll be reposting my articles (with some edits) here on Tumblr for all to see.
My name is Tommy. Now that the hard part is out of the way, let me tell you about myself. I am currently 23 years...
August 2009
192 posts
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Okay B&H and/or UPS, what the fuck.
I don’t live in fucking Waterford. Why the fuck did you (B&H) change my address to some house in Waterford, and then actually ship my camera there? And then UPS, when you require a signature, why don’t you, oh, at least get the signature of the person the package is for, or at least someone in the family?
And why isn’t your fucking customer service line up now B&H? Heads...
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Guerilla Glue makes Super Glue its bitch.
– A regular discussion at school.
09.09.09 in 09 days
the090909project:
09 reasons to take part in the 09.09.09 Project:
01. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity.
02. It is like a super magical special GPOYW.
03. All the cool kids are doing it.
04. It will make you feel good about yourself.
05. If you don’t participate, the terrorists have won.
06. It’s better than a kick to the face with a golf shoe.
07. I want a tumblr book deal.
08....
The great thing about social media class is that I actually can write about Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, and Vimeo and not feel like a loser.
Disney to buy Marvel for $4 Billion →
benjoseph:
Well. I did not see that coming.
Quoting someone on Twitter:
As long as they don’t start pumping out half-assed sequels to awesome movies as soon as they own the rights…. Oh, wait, Marvel already does that…. nevermind.
Disney to buy Marvel for $4 billion →
awesome-everyday:
axelrod:
What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I fucking quit.
I quit. This is unacceptable. You know what kind of ass-rapage will occur to the entire marvel world? Do you smell jonas brother crossovers into a revival of generation x?
Spiderman on ice?
I fucking quit. I quit. I fuckin’ quit.
Note: fo’ realz, don’t fuck with Pam today.
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PROTIP
If you’re microwaving teriyaki microwave noodles, ADD WATER, the noodles and plastic may melt and burn inside the microwave.
Vimeo’ing it up. Been awhile since I just watched videos on here.
I wonder what some people are like when no one is...
(via awesome-everyday)
or when no one is there to read ones posts on the internet. Would people still be complaining if there were no one to complain to?
nervousramblings:
theseblisteredfingers:
Dear nervousramblings, You’re honestly perfect for me me, based on your lists and stuff. I read everything you write and it’s like you’re reading my mind and plagiarizing it. All my love, Brian.
dear theseblisteredfingers,
please come find me.
People are not lists of likes and dislikes, interests and hatreds.
People are human. With quirks and...
A totally honest statement
I need to see some boobs.
Beverly Hills Cop is on
Your midday Saturday is invalid.
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I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming.
– Homer Simpson (via cassket)
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The best part about watching Comedy Central late...
The softcore porn commercials. Admit it, you digg it.
I'm craving cheesecake
ktkeroscene:
smashxstitch:
I don’t even like cheesecake. :|
i want someeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ok wait… KT you’re sleeping over at Ashley’s, but you’re both on Tumblr? Shouldn’t you guys be watching movies or something a little more interactive with each other? I’m so confused.
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generation reference chart →
(via thenightdances)
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How to escape a shark attack
kylelmartin:
laydownyourburdens:
1) get on land.
That’s all. F sharks.
How to escape a kitten attack
1) Get in the water.
That is all. F cats!
Your argument is invalid sir.
How to escape a shark attack
1) get on land.
That’s all. F sharks.
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