January 2009
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“Our president’s approval rating is somewhere between pictures of baby pandas on...”
– Rachel Maddow (via uoma) (via soupsoup) (via thewordunheard) (via fareastmeetswildwest) (via peterwknox) I believe this puts Bush’s approval rating between goatse and 4chan.
Jan 30th
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I care about who?
I’ve only been gone from Tumblr about 6 hours or so… wtf is this meme?
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-25) →
Muse (11)  Freer (8)  The Killers (7)  Jimmy Eat World (4)  The Hard Lessons (3)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 29th
cleaning facebook
sweetsweetcaroline: for awhile now, i’ve been meaning to go through my “friends” on facebook and remove those that i really don’t know. when i see updates on these people, and i don’t recognize the name, that’s an issue. that’s not something i need to know to carry on with my day…as i’m sure them knowing about me is not something they need, either. for example, no, i don’t feel i need to be...
Jan 28th
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Comcast ads on Hulu are ironic
Trying to stay relevant right?
Jan 28th
Wikipedia: Euchre variations →
mariahnotcarey: davidkendall: mrc: For some players in the Midwest, when a team has nine points, players place the score cards next to each other, face down. The team is now “in the barn” (also “on the corner”) or “mooing”. Some players have also been known to place the two score cards behind their ears upon “entering the barn.” A celebration ceremony involved with “entering the barn” is...
Jan 27th
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“Zip dicks.”
– Ron, Freudian slipping, meaning to say “zip disks.”
Jan 27th
Cute Chinese girls
Are cute, Chinese.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-18) →
The Hold Steady (22)  Death Cab for Cutie (6)  Dick DeBartolo with Leo Laporte (3)  The Killers (2)  Paul Thurrott with Leo Laporte (2)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by …
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I like my coffee half-black, like my President.
<3
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Jan 20th
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President Barack Hussein Obama
mattedits: anoceanandarock: My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition. Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The...
Jan 20th
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14 year olds are gross, you guys.
nikkimorrison: My younger brother’s best friend called him about a half hour ago on our house phone to inform him that he was going over to his girlfriend’s house to have sex with her while her parents were in NH for a few hours. Five minutes ago, his friend called back, giving him disgusting details about his “sexual experience”, which my brother felt the need to relay back to me. Including a...
Jan 19th
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There is a THICK line between pornography and...
So if I reblog some, you better not mind.
Jan 19th
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Jan 16th
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Liking and the Tumblr Crush thing
onemoretimewithfeeling: It seems at cross-purposes. I’m guessing before this update, people would “like” a post simply because they liked it, and wanted to let the other person know without reblogging it. In that way, the Tumblr Crush thing kind of works out. But now, I see it more as a bookmarking tool. It doesn’t seem to fit with the Tumblr Crush thing anymore. Does that make sense? I just...
Jan 16th
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Listenonemoretimewithfeeling: copycats: “Blister In...
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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I am white and i want to be ASIAN!
thenightdances: laydownyourburdens: thenightdances: I think I am going to start lying and telling people I am Japenese. Hopefully they never find this blog. I scratch my head and a part of me wants to think, “Man, I should be offended by this.” But the intentions are good, I guess? I don’t know, I’m tired. Oh, I love Asians tons. To me, they are way cooler than white crackers. Sorry...
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Regarding the plane crash
1) the black guy getting off the ferry (on CNN), cheering that he’s alive, is a winner. 2) The internet is fucking amazing.
Jan 15th
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US Airways Flight 1549 crashes into Hudson River →
In case you’re like me and have your head buried in Tumblr posts for the past hour.
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I am white and i want to be ASIAN!
thenightdances: I think I am going to start lying and telling people I am Japenese. Hopefully they never find this blog. I scratch my head and a part of me wants to think, “Man, I should be offended by this.” But the intentions are good, I guess? I don’t know, I’m tired.
Jan 15th
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Jan 13th
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“First they take bacon. Then they took cupcakes. What will the internet hipsters...”
– (via awesome-everyday) I’ve liked all those things far before “internet hipsters” picked up on it. Am I an internet hipster? I’m not changing the things I like because of it. Also, sharks.
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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the sweetness.
emilyinternet: I GOT MY SECRET SANTA PACKAGE AND IT’S AWESOME! some m+m’s, some toys, and a really awesome mixtape cd, with some songs i already know and love and others i cannot wait to listen to. this is great! thank you thank you thank you! You’re so very welcome! Sorry again it’s late, but I’m glad you enjoy everything!
Jan 13th
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