August 2008
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karenabad:
“I was in love once. I think love is a bit of heaven. When I was in love, I thought about that girl so much I felt like I was going to die and it was beautiful, and she loved me, too, or at least she said he did, and we were not about ourselves, we were about each other, and that is what I mean when I say being in love is a bit of heaven. When I was in love I hardly thought of myself;...
I think my iPhone crashed my home network
Here I am, a little over 24 hours into iPhone ownership (iPhonership? iPwnership?) and I decided that I’d let the battery drain completely before charging it full again. To help expidite the process, while hooked up to my home wifi network, I begin playing m.revision3.com.
But when the battery died on the phone, I noticed that my desktop internet connection severed, and my router froze.
So...
I Watched "Trekkies"
benjoseph:
It’s strange - in 1997, the profiling of wacky nerds is treated as a sufficiently entertaining discovery, but in the post-LotR/post-Buffy/post-Matrix/post-Harry Potter world of 2008, it’s less dynamic filmmaking and more a startling reminder of how recently cult fandom has moved in from the fringes to become a integral (and profitable) part of the mainstream. The film ends with...
Determinations
I’ve come to the determination that whenever I do get my haircut, not only will I get it cut super short (short enough that I can spike it/faux-hawk it) but also I’ll get it cut when I get new glasses, and I’ll shave my ‘stache.
For a solid week, no one will recognize me. Including myself.
Tina Fey is a perfect Sarah Palin
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Don’t get me wrong. I’d hit both.
Thanks Brad. I’m glad the first incoming text message on my new iPhone was “You’re gay.”
I have LCD screens running on 3 out of 4 walls of my bedroom. This is great.
McCain you are a son of a bitch
onemoretimewithfeeling:
shiningstar:
muppetpants:
jackieheartsb:
shiningstar:
McCain, this whole ‘picking a woman’ thing is really, really low and an obvious ploy to snatch up all of Hillary’s supporters. I hope it backfires.
And with all due respect, Governor Sarah Palin, you’re an idiot. Jumping on a sinking ship isn’t the best thing to do at this point. I don’t know anything about...
WatchI could probably watch the whole Big Lebowski like this.
youlooknicetoday:
Season 2 is just 6 days away!
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Fish found in boy’s penis!!!
onemoretimewithfeeling:
antikris:
animalinsider:
Doctors were surprised to find a 2 cm long fish in the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India. Apparently, the fish had slipped up the penis and into the boy’s bladder.
The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into...
HOW TO: Speak British
Call things “rubbish”.
Startup interview: Vimeo →
pile:
Blake really rocked steady on this one. (via soxiam)
What else can be said besides keep up the wonderful job!
O hai new Tumblr dashboard.
What. The hell.
Fucking 90 degrees out, mid-August, and I have a cold. Coughing, sore throat, runny nose, cold. Not allergies. A cold.
Dear Best Buy Roseville,
Why are all of your employees so sexy? I’m looking at you, brown-haired girl with glasses talking about desktop PCs. Waaay more attractive than the blonde trainee girl who appeared to know nothing about computers. Love, Tommy
“Beige don’t age”
– Margaret Cho, on how Asians stay looking young. (via shimmerandshine)
List of generations in 20th-21st century America →
Generation Y sounds so lame. Why can’t we be the “Switchblade” generation, or the “More powerful than superman batman and spiderman combined” generation?
FACT: Your kids will be a bigger pussy than you →
The unfortunate victim here is the playground slide. I’d much rather burn my ass on a hot metal slide than get static shock for an hour from a plastic slide.
Mindful of New York City
I just realized that 90% of the people I’m following on Tumblr are all from New York City. Is that a good or bad thing?
WatchNo exercise and masturbation? Best doctors remedy ever.
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Nantucket
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JUST ASKING: Is Michael Phelps A Douche? →
onemoretimewithfeeling:
antikris:
jackieheartsb:
I’m using the phrase “Douchedar Rating” now for all eternity.
I cannot comment on whether or not he is a douche. I will say, that while I admire what he has accomplished, he is a classic butterface.
From my sources at U of M… yeah. He’s a huge douche.
Mountain Man →
He ambled half-naked down the middle of a main road, with long white whiskers and bushy white hair blowing away from his weatherworn face.
“They call me Santa Claus,” he said, and he does indeed share a resemblance, though he’s an inner-city Santa, with a shopping cart full of rusting scrap metal in place of a sleigh.
Is it odd that I think this guy is totally awesome?
the smell
tprimetommy: the most horrid smell came out of my fridge
tprimetommy: brad you don't understand
tprimetommy: something is quite possibly dead in there
MyDezine: LMAO
WatchThe fact that I watched this in the edit lab on my last day at Specs Howard makes this all the more funny.
“Blogging is like masturbating into a mirror while you videotape yourself so you...”
– Lewis Black (via glass) (via jimray) (via merlin)
How Kwame, behind bars, screwed me out of an...
Today was an exciting day for me. I had prepared my resume and printed it on nice paper, broke out the nice shirt and tie, hell I even shaved my ‘burns and the small patch of fuzz on my chin. I even removed my eyebrow piercing, which has only occured one other time, earlier in the school year.
I had an internship interview with Local 4 Detroit, the city’s NBC affiliate. Specs Howard...
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“In Greek ‘nostalgia’ literally means ‘the pain from an old wound.’ It’s a twing...”
– Don Draper (via annamarie)
I am at home this weekend - Nostalgia Township.
(via sniebauer)
If my car weren’t overheating, I’d probably be doing some rough shooting and rough editing of my nostalgia-dream music video for “These Anniversaries”
WatchCount me in on the next mission.